Seeing as how I NEVER update this thing... I figured I'd put this up..... I'm not sure whats worse, doing almost everything on this list, or the fact that what I thought was an amazing set of childhood/adolescent memories is aparently a recipy for deplorability...

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How many stupid things I've done.

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 11

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 14

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit.. yea OUCH

SO FAR: 18

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By ^___^
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 23

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 26

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves ..who hasnt!
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 30

*Lack of Level 9*

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 31

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 34

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 38

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight (With the devil... and it was PALE

moonlight... :} )

SO FAR : 40

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 45

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 50

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Coloured With Crayons / Coloured Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 55

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 59

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 62

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(1/2 ) Been Humped By A Monkey (does it count if that's my pet name for

my girlfriend?...)

SO FAR: 64 1/2

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 67 1/2

*Oh look, Level 21's missing*

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 71 1/2

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 75 1/2

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree .. ew gross
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 78 1/2

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (between toronto, and vancouver,

I've got over 50...)
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 80 1/2

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 85 1/2

Level 27
(1/2) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (caught a 20 lb mahi-mahi and a

small baracuda, but let the seamen (hahahha) take them home)
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one LOL no
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 90

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Some ones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 95

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 100

*Level 30's gone too*

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat (ummmmm... in a manner of speaking....)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 104

Level 32
(1/2) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (it wasn't pointed at me.... but have

had knives and other things 'brandished' against my person...)
(x) Flattened someone's tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 107 1/2
Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things

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~pundaGEE


!!!Clubs!!!